🔥 Life is too short to miss this!

🍑 A three hour long all-women show, with the shortest dancers in the world ranging 2'10" to 4'12"! These ladies know how to make every inch count 😘

⏱️ Sorry for the short notice, but y'all gotta get your tickets now! Prices increase as tickets sell out so get yours early and get a discount! 🎟️ Tickets are not half off, but our prices dwarf the competition!

💵 ** It is advised to bring your own cash and $$$ one-dollar bills to tip the ladies, because you CAN buy dances, and the ATM is usually out of money each day by showtime! **

🍒 Watch the video trailer for more: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z9A4QSn3K4E

* * NO REFUNDS UNLESS SHOW CANCELS! **